Fifty shades of fail - STAMP

EDIT: I now own a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey, and plan on doing a dramatic reading. In a (badly done) West Country accent.

EDIT 2: WHY THE HELL IS THIS NOT GETTING MORE FAVOURITES.  The book kinda faded into obscurity for a wee while & now there is a movie version out.  This stamp should be more popular fml.

Recently, I found out about this novel called Fifty Shades of Grey. Said novel has 2 sequels, Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed.

My opinion of them? Awful. They aren't sexy. They aren't erotic. They're not even well written. They're just a bunch of Twishite fics that ended up in print WITHOUT being proofread.

And yes, I have read samples of the novels. The heroine is a whiny Mary Sue who makes Bella Swan seem normal in comparison.

Comments disabled. I don't want Fifty Shades fans or Twitards attacking me.